Fuck, I nearly died! That damn dryer! I thought I fixed it. I wanted to turn it on before I go to work so that my clothes would be dry by the time I got home, and the damn thing caught on fire, and it spread to me. Fortunately, I was able to extinguish the fire on both me and the dryer. I got burned, but nothing serious. I'm just covered in a shit load of soot, and I have to go to work. Damn, that piece of garbage dryer...
